Chima Fired By Producers
The official CBS press release announcing that Chima was fired:
"Chima has been evicted by the producers from the Big Brother house for violating the rules. She will not be part of the show's jury. Her eviction will be addressed on an upcoming broadcast of the show."
Chima Gone
At 12:56 AM this morning, Pacific time, the Big Brother feeds went to FISH. We had been watching Jeff, Jordan, Michele and Russell practice the putt-putt golf game that was built in the backyard on Friday afternoon. The feeds stayed off for a little over 90 minutes, resuming at 2:41 AM. At that point we see Lydia and Natalie sitting in the hot tub, and Russell in the storage room. Lydia and Natalie are expressing shock about something, and when they mention production the feeds go to FISH again.
When the feeds resume a minute later, Jordan is talking to Russell in the kitchen and tells him that at first she thought he was an azzhole. But he doesn't scare her except when he's really mad. Russell finishes making guacamole, then Michele and Jeff come into the kitchen and they all sit around eating munchies. The four of them look happy and relaxed. We get a glimpse of Chima's picture on the wall at about 2:47 AM, but it's impossible to tell whether it's in color or grayed out.
At 2:50 AM Jeff wonders what's going to happen next and Russell says they'll probably try to make it fun and get back on track. Jordan says she doesn't expect any eviction this week. Jeff says he hopes they let Michele put another person on the block, play the veto, and have a regular eviction this week. This is the first clue that we get that someone is missing. Then Jeff mentions Natalie, Lydia and Kevin, and it's clear that Chima is no longer in the Big Brother House.
Jessie's Eviction
It's party time, we're waiting for the taped "live" show to start! Will Joolz be wearing that black & white polka dot dress? If she is, that means the inside scoop we were given in chat earlier this afternoon by "whatabun" is true! If you're asking "what scoop?" you weren't at BB Chatter today!
Yes indeed it's true! Julie's looking uberkewl tonight in black & white polka dots! After a couple of flashbacks she tells us that the true power is in Jeff's hands. Tonight's his last chance to use the Cootie Taw Wizard power and the only people safe are Chima and Kevin.
More flashbacks to Kevin not using the veto: Lydia looks ready to shred him! In the Diary Room she calls the move Totally Bogus and says it's NOT OK. Chima's all smiles, but that's because she's stooooopid, even though she's on the brains team she clearly has none when it comes to playing this game. Russell lobbies for votes, a total waste of time because the only thing that could save him is Wizard Jeff. Jessie is nervousing, and he sure should be, because America wants him OUT again. It's hilarious watching him twist in the wind.
By show time all the houseguests have figured out that Jeff has the power. Natalie says she and Jessie are going to suck up bigtime to both Jeff and Jordan. Guess what suckka, it isn't going to work!
Jessie thinks Russell should go home, and he's going after him this week. Russell continues to work both sides of the house by going to Michele next, asking for her vote. She's not having any, Russell's never been anything but rude and mean to her. It sure makes Jessie nervous though, he was evicted by America once before and he can feel it coming his way again.
Chima has orchestrated Russell's demise, and is looking forward to dancing on his BB grave. But you know what Chima, you really ought to think before you speak. Jeff has the power this week, not you, and you should know he's going to use it.
Julie pimps the Right Back with a teaser "Anything Can Happen." >>>
Cootie Taw Rules
Julie spelled out these rules to Mike Booger in the Diary Room during BB7, when he won the Cootie Taw:
- Cootie Taw winner can overthrow the Head of Household only once, just before voting.
- Cootie Taw winner can replace both nominees.
- Neither the HoH nor the Veto competition winner can be nominated.
- HoH does not vote.
- Cootie Taw winner does not vote.
- Cootie Taw winner breaks the tie, if there is one.
Ratboy Ronnie's Eviction
Julie's looking good in a yellow pants suit tonight, her first words are that the cliques are gone and it's time for a Whole New Game! Then we drop into the wayback machine to see the end of the HoH comp, the nominations of Ronnie the Rodent & Lydia and Michele winning the Veto. She uses the power of veto on ... no one! Who's going home? Who's got the Cootie Taw? Find out tonight on Big Brother!!!
After the credits flash it's right back to Joolz. Rodent and Lydia are in the hot seats, and Lydia's looking super kewl in black mask makeup. But will they go home? Maybe not, it's Cootie Taw time and the winner could take them both off the block.
Joolie promises to tell us who won the Cootie Taw real soon. Butt First we see all the scheming and Diary Room interviews that went on in the past week. Rodent is PO'd that Michele isn't his friend any more, but she never was, so it just goes to show how out of touch he is. Russell gets paranoid, and then more paranoid, and then he freaks out; repeat cycle. Of course he has good reason to be paranoid, nobody in the house really trusts him. However Cueball Russell trusts Jessie, which is a huge mistake, Jessie blows smoke up his butt and stirs up trouble non-stop. Who's lying? Jessie, Natalie, and Rodent are the usual suspects, if their mouths are moving it's BS.
Then comes The Best Fight Ever Ever Ever in Big Brother History. Chima kicks it off going head to head with Russell in the HoH room over something Michele said. One thing to keep in mind is that Michele is the worst liar ever, and her memory for specific statements and conversations is equally bad. But all that aside, regardless of whether Michele was lying or not, Chima goes ballistic on Russell and that kicks off an epic two hour battle that ended up involving the whole house. Jeff is amused, Jordan looks scared, and Chima stays eyeball to eyeball with Cueball Russell the whole time.
Who's got the Cootie Taw? Once again Julie promises to tell us, Butt First >>>>
Casey's Eviction
We're all waiting for tonight's big announcement. Is Julie really going to deliver that baby live on national TV? Enquiring minds want to know! Surprise! Surprise! The first words out of Julie's mouth are that the cliques are over. Then it's flashback time, Jessie's scheming, Michele wins Veto, Casey wins a no-lube banana and gets the shaft. What's next? Nobody knows for sure, but we all know it won't involve a cameltoe!
Joolz is tooo funny, it's time for "the banana's final ap-peel" lolz. Can Casey turn it around? Everyone who watches the feeds knows he's toast, but they're gonna jerk us around for a while before the votes go down and Casey hits the pavement. Ronnie the Ratboy is jumping for joy with nerdboy glee. Casey sums up how we all feel: "Season of the Dork" and then Jordan says the only reason that Ratboy's still around is because he's Jessie's B!tch. You know it's true! Love that girl!
Lydia likes to watch Jessie sleep, and says maybe he's dreaming of baby unicorns and she hopes he's dreaming of her. I guess he's never seen Fatal Attraction or he probably wouldn't let her into his bedroom at night. Seriously!
Jordan says she's the greatest pawn, ever, and you know she is. Casey is nervousing and whining and wishing he could stay but he looks so dang silly in that banana suit it's hard to take anything he says seriously. Kevin thinks it would be kewl to keep Casey, but he probably only said that because the diary room interviewer wanted him to say it. Casey's going home people! The producers have stretched this out for ten minutes now and they're gonna stretch it for another ten minutes and it's just a big pile of BS.
I'll say it again: Casey is TOAST!!! Right after this message! >>>>
Laura's Eviction
Jools looks hot in orange tonight! The cliques are in turmoil, and surprise surprise Ratboy is playing both sides. Now he's HoH!!! Jeff and Laura go up, and Jeff goes down. Cueball is an azzhole and a threat, but Ratboy refuses to backdoor him. But noooooooooo. Everything Ratboy sez is a LIE!!! Ratboy sent everyone on an emotional roller coaster ride ... butt first! More flashbacks: Ratboy wants Laura to go home. Russell is lucky he's not up and Jordan is not happy.
We get a quick flash of Laura's b00bs in a bikini! But Jeff likes Jordan best. Jordan sez he's her best friend, and he's a boy version of her. He's even learning to braid her hair. Laura sez she'll say whatever she has to in order to stay alive. Ratboy's wondering whether to keep her, and asks some of his buddies but nobody wants to save Laura. Then Ratboy's lies begin to catch up with him. Now we see Ratboys lies hit the fan, it's so fun watching that smirky brat squirm! Nobody loves Ratboy!
Who'll be leaving tonight? Julie pimps the right back lolz >>>
Dear Mrs. Ratboy
Dear Mrs. Ratboy,
We've been watching your loser of a husband for the past ten days, and enquiring minds want to know: why are you married to this lying, two-faced, backstabbing fool? I've heard him say that your mother doesn't like him, and the reasons why must be obvious to you by now. She sounds like a very smart woman.
For starters, he's a child. Nevermind his Playdoh and Bubble Wand obsessions, he truly is incapable of acting like an adult. He can't make his own decisions, he can't keep his promises, and he can't say no to people who try to push him around.
Someone suggested that you must be a dominatrix. If that's true, perhaps you're having fun with his little subbie azz. If not, it's hard to understand your attraction to him. He doesn't work, he doesn't clean house and his conversational skills are non-existent. Maybe he's well-endowed or really good in bed, but that seems very hard to believe.
Ratboy is just a 12 year-old child in a man's body. As long as you're with him he's the only child you'll ever have. Unless your mama already pointed that out to you, you read it here first.
-Lone
Braden's Eviction
Jools is back in a hot red dress, and It's Aawwwwwwn!!! Recap time, boooooooooring we know this already. Cliquety Clique Clique. Jessie and his Soooooper Alliance. Or is that Stupor Alliance. Chima the pond knows ponds go home. Cueball Russell the arrogant pig wins Veto. Lydia will do Anything, I mean Anyone, to stay in the game. Ronnie schemes! And schemes and schemes and schemes. Lydia is safe but they aren't going to tell us that she gave Jesse some Thank You ack-shun, which is doubly funny because Cueball Russell saved her, not Jessie.
It all happens NOW on Big Brother! Roll Credits!
Jools is hiding the baby with those cue cards, just like she used to hide the cameltoe. Flashes of the HG sitting nervously in the house. Replay of the Veto Ceremony. In the Diary Room Ronnie says he's the biggest schemer in the house and he's not on the block, all surprised, like WTF???
Clueless Cueball thinks Braden was some sorta big player - prime mover, what a dope. Jeff interprets Braden's nomination as a shot at him, because Braden is his closest friend in the house. Jordan cries. Laura wonders. Braden blames Lydia. Braden's says he'll go hellz bellz on everybody and you know he will. Chima feels safe. Lydia doesn't trust Jordan.
Braden blames Lydia and Russell confirms his suspicion. Russell's going to do his best to crank up Braden until he's so angry he goes off and loses votes. Then Braden does exactly that, and jumps all over Lydia and Kevin. Bleepity Bleep Bleep during Braden's racist, homophobic rant.
... and a smiling Jools sez: We'll Be Right Back!!! >>>
No BB11 Youtube Videos
There will be no BB11 Youtube videos here, or anywhere else. That's because Realplayer management have their heads up their butts. Rather than treating the phenomenon as a "fair use" promotional tool, they believe it's hurting Superpass subscription sales and have done their best to stomp it out. They don't realize that Superpass sales are down because most of their former customers are flat broke these days. Anyways, if you came here looking for video you're SOL. Sorry!