29Aug/092
F5 Saturday Night
It's Saturday night and the lonely turd-boy lovers are wishing they could keep their stud around so they can imagine one more time that he really wants to make out with them, rather than Jordo. Exhaustion and hallucination are the hallmarks of the experience, aided perhaps by a liberal shot of JD in that Coke they brought home with the happy meals from Mickey D's. Their husbands and boyfriends could solve all our problems by banging them into insensibility, however they're too beat down by life and the incessant demands of their better halves to take care of business the old-fashioned way.
Yes, in a nutshell, I have a very simple message for all the Jeff-lovers of the world: Get Fvcked!
In the nicest possible way of course 
September 1st, 2009 - 23:56
Talk about wishing something was so. You ‘Jeff-lover’ haters want to make Jeff’s fans out to be the most outrageously bizarre people with sad little lives and no hope. You fashion us imagining a relationship with him. You have stamped us with the middle-aged, lonely, unloved, sex-starved STAMP and then you tell us to ‘Get Fvcked’. All because we like a player on Big Brother that you don’t. Or possibly you just have a problem with the sheer number of us out there. You misconstrue facts and rewrite history in an attempt to sully Jeff’s reputation. You are so completely jealous of Jeff that you can’t see straight. You think that if 90% of the people who watch Big Brother think Jeff is the cat’s meow..then what in the world can you possibly offer that would measure up. The answer is NOTHING. You have all reacted in such a similar way, with such vitriole, that it’s clear there is NO common ground. Jeff-lovers do NOT need your approval. Jeff-lovers do NOT want your opinion. Jeff-lovers do NOT care if you exist…period.
September 3rd, 2009 - 18:38
@LetsJustDance
Ooooo that’s a major emotional response to a silly post about a silly game show contestant. If you don’t care, why did you write? Enquiring minds want to know lolz.