Russell's Eviction
Joolz sez there are "Lies lurking around every corner," and everyone who watches the feeds knows that's a fact. Straight to flashbacks: Jeff wins HoH! Kevin and Natalie throw Russell under the bus and Jeff buys what they're selling. Jeff wins the Veto competition and Russell goes up and is set to go out. Meanwhile, Kevin and Natalie plan to evict Jeff next week if they can win HoH. The only certain thing is that Russell is NOT a happy camper! Just before they roll the credits we get to see Jordo deliver a chest-bumping smackdown to Russell. Wow!
We're back, straight into the Veto Ceremony, and if looks could kill Russell would take out the whole city of LA. He's all about "they picked the wrong f'n guy" in the Diary Room, but he has that sick "I'm so f'd" look on his face when he says it. Kevin and Natalie are dancing in the aisles, or in this case, dancing in the storage room. Natalie thinks she and Kevin have the advantage over Michele and Jordan for the next HoH competition.
Michele is in tears after the veto ceremony. Even though she dislikes Russell, she'll be a lot weaker without him in the house. Russell thinks Jeff is an idiot, and that statement cues up vids of the backyard screaming matches. We see Russell sitting on the back porch immediately after the Veto Ceremony, he threatens to mop up the floor with Jeff's face in the jury house. Jeff replies that he's not scared of Russell at all, and that Russell has no character.
Jordo comes outside and goes off on Russell, she tells him he's just pissed because he lost. Jeff keeps shoving the "you got got" phrase straight up Russell's azz. They only have to put up with Russell a few more days. Russell thinks Michele would vote to keep him and that Kevin is a swing vote. With those two on his side, he might be able to stick around. In the Diary Room, Kevin says he has to think about it even though he hates Russell. Would saving Russell really help Kevin in the game? He's not sure.
Jump to Wednesday afternoon and Russell is getting desperate. Jeff's not responding to Russell, but Jordan gets pissed when Russell starts calling her fat. Jordo says "You hate it, you're going home!" and everyone knows it's true, except Russell. Russell's desperation is laughable, after two days to think up insults the best he can do is to insult a woman.
Meanwhile, Natalie tells Kevin "if you keep Russell I'll stab you in the heart," and you have to believe she'd try lol. More crap from Russell the Loser, he just keeps spewing like a grade school punk on his way to juvie.
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We're back and it's time to see Jessie in pink tights. It's hilarious, he's so bored and looks so beatdown. He sees the goodbye messages, and Lydia is NOT a happy camper. Jessie wonders why he didn't see a message from Chima. Who comes through the door? Not Jeff, it's Lydia! She tells him she's so mad, while she gives him a big happy hug. The really hilarious thing? Muscle boy wearing those bright pink tights with stars all over lmao. Lydia tell Jessie about Chima's expulsion, and he's shocked. He and Lydia watch the whole thing on DVD.
Julie takes us into the house. Russell's nonchalant and smiling. Jordo says she's never been that mad in her life, but when a guy calls you fat and tells you to go eat cookie dough it's really upsetting. Jordan says she doesn't want everyone to see her kissing on TV. Jeff says he tried to get a kiss, but understands why he didn't. Michele is glad she got churros during her slop week. Joolz tells the houseguests there won't be any more Have / Have Nots this season and no more cold showers, but BB may still have a few surprises for them.
It's time to find out who's going to be evicted. Butt First, roll commercials.
Jeff's in the HoH bedroom to answer Julie's questions. The first one is about getting rid of Russell, why now? Jeff says he had no choice, Russell was coming after him. He thinks it was a very positive game move for himself. He's hoping that Natalie and Russell keep their word, he has to stay positive. Julie asks him about the bickering between Jordan and him, he says he's just trying to help her in the game and he knows he has to be nicer.
Back in the living room Natalie thanks everyone and hopes that her friends in the house will keep their word. Russell says it looks like a lost cause, he had a plan and it didn't work. Personal attacks are part of the game, and his were just game play. He finishes by wishing everyone good luck.
Jordan votes to evict Russell
Kevin votes to evict Russell
Michele votes to evict Russell
Russell evicted 3 - 0
How will he take it? He hugs everyone and wishes them good luck on his way out the door, even Jordan and Jeff. Shocker! They're all a little surprised at how well he took it. Jordan didn't know what to say.
Julie's first question is why so antagonistic in the house and so nice on his way out the door. Russell says that wasn't really him in the house, he was just playing a role. He says he wasn't careful enough to mask his plans in the house, and Jeff did a very smart game move when he took him out. Roll the bye-byes! Jeff says he isn't a very classy guy. Kevin said he's a very scary guy. Natalie says she thinks of him as a friend, as does Michele. Jordan says she's never been so disrespected before and she strongly strongly dislikes him with a passion.
Coming up next: the beginning of this week's HoH competition.
The HoH comp is all running back and forth on a slippery floor, trying to fill up a sixteen gallon bowl with an eight ounce cup. This should be good, it appears that all four of them have a chance to win. Julie says there'll be a new twist to the HoH revealed next week. Butt First, one last twist to this HoH comp, dripping chocolate! They're all getting soaked in chocolate drool hehe.
After a little more than an hour, Kevin fills up his bowl and wins HoH!